Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
I need a burrito and a hug.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
Randomize
