my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
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