last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
Randomize
