I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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