I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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