somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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