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(330): View more from Ohio

what are you wearing?

(703): View more from Virginia

Just my guilt

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(516): View more from New York

Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you

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(516): View more from New York

...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?

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hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that

(516): View more from New York

is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?

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(303): View more from Colorado

That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth

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(201): View more from New Jersey

I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.

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(916): View more from California

I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.

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(812): View more from Indiana

You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.

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(402): View more from Nebraska

I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.

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(423): View more from Tennessee

Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.

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