Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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