She's JV to your varsity
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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