I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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