i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
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Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
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