All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
Randomize
