your room smells of hookers.
And success
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
Let's paint friendship bongs
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
Found the puke drawer
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
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