Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
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