remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
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