YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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