you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
Randomize
