this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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