I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
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