One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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