Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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