Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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