Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
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