What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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