i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
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