her vagine was all disorganized.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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