she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
Randomize
