Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
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