they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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