Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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