And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
