You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
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