it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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