Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
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