she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
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