I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
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