You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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