She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
so my phone accidentally called my dad from my purse at 2:14am....he has a 5 min voicemail of me discussing how Alicia should bang the guy who eats good pussy... i can never look at my dad in the face again....
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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