I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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