North Korea, Best Korea!
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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