the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
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