So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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