like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Randomize
