What did we do last night that was yellow?
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
Holy sore nipples Batman
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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