we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
Randomize
