Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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