i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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