two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
Randomize
