are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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