sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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